Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Sekurity Report: October 2009 PawPawty

The October 2009 PawPawty was held on October 24 and 25. This PawPawty had a Halloween theme...sort of for obvious reasons... Anyway, all money raised during the October PawPawty was donated to the Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue, which is Romeo the Cat's October FURPOWER recipient. This PawPawty raised $2,130! The first $1,000 was matched, too, by Nutrish, bringing our total to $3,120 for the Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue. Way to go, anipals!

The Sekurity Team was without our fearless leader, Captain Snickers, for the very first time because the Captain could not attend the PawPawty. Sergeant Shawnee Shep stepped up and took charge for the Sekurity Team.

We also want to thank Sergeant Shawnee Shep for making us our cool Sekurity Team badges for each PawPawty. This month they were super scary 'cause we need to scare those spammers and nekkid ladies away from the PawPawty! (On a personal note, I want to thank Shawnee Shep for not making my badge very scary. I get scared easy...and a scary badge would make me be afraid of ME. So I got a cute pumpkin badge instead of a scary one. Thanks, Shawnee!)

The Sekurity Team for the October 2009 PawPawty included:

Sergeant Shawnee ShepDokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou
Officer MorrisOfficer Annie
Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleoOfficer Brutus

Officers Frosty and DewOfficer Cheshire Kitten
Cadet Buddy

Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy sign in for sekurity dooty.
2:00 p.m.Sekurity announcement from Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo: iz OFFISHUL! #pawpawty begins NOW! enjoy da music fron the DJ's stop by and get a snacks n drinks from the barktenders! has questions? ask!
2:14 p.m.Cadet Buddy advises all party anipals to be sure their accounts are not protected so that they show up at the PawPawty.
2:31 p.m.Cadet Buddy apprehends and scares away a too-scary, not-invited person:
2:31 p.m.Officer Brutus advises Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy that he is at the PawPawty off-duty, but available if they need back-up.
2:34 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo advises @Fergusthedog that Sekurity will protect him from the super-scaries.
2:36 p.m.Cadet Buddy scares off five naughty spammers.
2:38 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy scare off a super-scary ghost.
3:20 p.m.Report comes in that @marleyterrier has gotten a bitey on the neck! Investigation underway. Several anipals are questioned. No known suspekts developed. Situation remains unsolved.
3:24 p.m.Cadet Buddy reports that things are slow.
3:27 p.m.Report comes in from @GeorgeTheDuck of spammers at PawPawty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy scare the icky spammers away.
3:42 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo advises @marleyterrier to have a V-E-T look at the bitey mark to make sure no infektions come.
4:02 p.m.Officer Brutus signs in for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:
Only one issue to report. @marleyterrier was bitten by an unknown vampire. No suspekts at this time.
4:02 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy sign off of Sekurity Dooty. Great first shift for Cadet Buddy!
4:21 p.m.Officer Brutus checks on @marleyterrier to be sure his bitey is o.k.
4:26 p.m.Report comes in of @OzzyDox trying to send a secret message to @MisterSnoop using @no_crybaby_doGs's starfish Pokey as a messenger. Officer Brutus will investigate the Pokey-napping.
4:40 p.m.Officer Brutus launches search party for Pokey. Photo of the missing starfish:
4:57 p.m.Pokey is back! @OzzyDox helps to retrieve Pokey...after possibly Pokey-napping him. @no_crybaby_doGs asks to talk to a lawyer because @OzzyDox let Pokey swim in the Dead Sea after Pokey-napping him and Pokey's color is gone and he's all puffed up. After a hot air balloon accident, @OzzyDox has amnesia, however, and the overall investigation is dropped. No charges are filed. (Post-PawPawty update: Pokey's color returned and he's no longer puffed, so he's o.k. now.)
5:24 p.m.Officer Brutus heads to the Haunted House to be sure all anipals are safe there from the creepies.
5:29 p.m.Sekurity Notice: There is something very scary over at the haunted house. Creatures running everywhere--in and out!
5:34 p.m.Sekurity Alert: The current Barktender, @tweetypie54 is in Twitter jail. Please order drinks from his alter ego @gunnersbro.
5:40 p.m.Report comes in of a white teeth spammer from @tuttifruiti_cat. Officer Brutus scares the naughty spammer away.
5:48 p.m.Sekurity Alert: The Haunted House is so scary that @HankTheDoggy peed his costume!
5:58 p.m.Officer Cheshire Kitten reports for Sekeurity Dooty.
5:59 p.m.Official Sekurity Alert Correction: Officer Brutus reported that @HankTheDoggy peed his costume. For the official record, @HankTheDoggy did NOT pee his costume. He just almost did 'cause the Haunted House is super scary. Sekurity Team apologizes for the mistake and notes that @HankTheDoggy is NOT a wuss doggy but a brave doggy...and he did not pee in his costume...
Handoff Report:
Just a few notes: the haunted house is really scary. @OzzyDox and @MisterSnoop are behaving themselves (so far). @OzzyDox was helping anipals earlier!
6:01 p.m.Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty and heads for the hooch! (Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou hopes more hooch = more slinky scooby dancing from Officer Brutus!)
7:30 p.m.Officer Cheshire Kitten checks journalist credentials of @understandblue. Reporting on PawPawty is o.k., but be mindful of Anipal Privacy.
7:41 p.m.Sekurity Alert: Some anipals are getting spam from a vet in Pakistan. Be on the lookout for this scoundrel spammer!
7:59 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports for Sekurity Dooties.
Handoff Report:
Very quiet shift. Some pals had a spammer, a vet from Pakistan. Officer Cheshire Kitten hissed at 'em.
We have been watching @OzzyDox, @MisterSnoop, and @no_crybaby_doGs for mischief. They're full of talk and hooch, but no shenanigans yet.
Also, @understandblue is an accredited journalist.
8:07 p.m.Officer Cheshire Kitten signs off of Sekurity Dooties.
8:12 p.m.Sekurity Alert: Watch out for the demon kitties!
8:21 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep continues to monitor @OzzyDox, @MisterSnoop, and now @FestusLittleMan for reports of trying to get Sekurity to drinky before they plan shenanigans.
8:35 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep scares away this guy who tried to come back to PawPawty after being scared away once already:
9:12 p.m.The person anipal to pass out during this PawPawty is @baithecatahoula! Proof:
9:39 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep warns Officer Annie to not put the bitey on anipals in the Haunted House. Sekurity officers gots to uphold the law, even when pretending to be vampires!
9:47 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that things are pretty quiet at the PawPawty.
9:58 p.m.Sekurity Alert: Take note of the potty spots for doggies.
9:59 p.m.Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou gets too scared of this pic and goes to hide for a while: EEK! (Sorry -- just looked at it again!)
10:00 p.m.Officer Annie reports for Sekurity Dooties.
Handoff Report:
Nothing was going on except for Officer Annie putting the bitey on anipals in the Haunted House. Officer Annie will monitor herself...
10:02 p.m.Sekurity Alert: Take note of the extra-large potty spots for kitties, too!
10:09 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee asks @HankTheDoggy, @trailerparkdogs, and @baithecatahoula to stop throwing garlic at Officer Annie so she can start her sekurity dooty shift. (She's only PRETENDING to be a vampire, anipals!) Officer Annie is a little upset that Sergeant Shawnee made the throwing stop 'cause she wanted the garlic--almost had a year's supply of garlic gathered up from it.
10:10 p.m.Sergeant Shawnee Shep signs off of Sekurity Dooties.
10:10 p.m.Officer Annie begins her shift by telling jokes:
What do birdies give out on Halloween? Tweets!
What's a vampire's favorite dog? A bloodhound!
Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath!
Why can't mummies keep friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves!
What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet.
10:43 p.m.Sekurity Alert: Watch out for zombie dogs!
10:50 p.m.Sekurity Alert: There are zombie cats, too!
12:00 a.m.Officer Annie signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: no Sekurity Coverage for the next two hours.
1:42 a.m.Officer Morris reports for Sekurity Dooties!.
2:12 a.m.Officer Morris advises @perrythebirman that nip isn't illegal...but shenanigans when nipped-up are trouble.
2:20 a.m.Sekurity Announcement: Remember what happened to @perrythebirman after too much nip. Enjoy nip responsibly!
3:25 a.m.Report comes in that @PeroDaCat has an injured tail from dancing. Officer Morris offers first aid assistance.
3:27 a.m.Sekurity Announcement: Officers can also help with first aid!
3:59 a.m.Officer Morris advises @PeroDaCat to not dance while sleepy for fear of injuring his tail again.
4:07 a.m.Officer Morris reports that all party animals have been purrtastic!
4:58 a.m.Report comes in that @sadlovelyheart is trying to pass fake IDs. Officer Morris issues official warning.
5:37 a.m.Officer Morris again warns @sadlovelyheart to pawty safe. Stay out of mom's cough medicine!
Handoff Report:
Very quiet, hardly any trouble at all! @PeroDaCat hurt his beautiful tail dancing, but was fine after huggles and refreshments. @sadlovelyheart was cautioned for fake ID & cough medicine
6:11 a.m.Officer Morris signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: no Sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
9:59 a.m.Officer Brutus signs in for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:
Hello? Anybody here? Anybody??? Nope! No officers signed in for Sekurity Dooties at the 8:00 a.m. shift! Uh oh...
10:16 a.m.Officer Brutus suggests @PierreThePoodle start spiking the coffees to get the hooch situation going. Contemplates whether or not that is a sekurity risk.
10:44 a.m.Officer Annie reports in for late Sekurity Dooties. She oversleeped!
11:41 a.m.Officer Brutus advises @trailerparkdogs to not eat PawPawty guests. Leave @mattiedog alone!
11:51 p.m.Officer Brutus arrests @trailerparkdogs, @HankTheDoggy, and @smokeythedog for trying to eat @mattiedog.
11:53 p.m.Officer Brutus releases @smokeythedog when he learns @smokeythedog was trying to save @mattiedog from being eated for Sunday breakfast.
11:58 p.m.Sekurity Alert!!! @trailerparkdogs and @HankTheDoggy are resisting arrest and attacking Officer Brutus with ketchup!!!! Officer Brutus gets the situation under control...thank goodness...
12:00 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs in for Sekurity Dooties. Cadet Buddy also volunteers to help cover the final sekurity shift.
12:05 p.m.@mattiedog does not want to press charges, so @trailerparkdogs and @HankTheDoggy are released from the pokey.
Handoff Report:
No report filed...but things were quiet so there probably wasn't anything to really report on anyway.
12:04 p.m.Report comes in from @CathyKeisha of hauntings in the DJ booth. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy begin investigations.
12:10 p.m.Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
12:25 p.m.Cadet Buddy reports the ghosts are gone from the DJ booth.
12:29 p.m.Ghost investigations move to the Haunted House. Could be that some ghouls escaped! The Haunted House got too scary, too, so maybe those are real ghosts in there... Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy are investigating.
12:30 p.m.The DJ booth ghost returns! Cadet Buddy once again scares the ghost away!
12:32 p.m.Sekurity Alert: No squirting ketchup at other anipals! Consider this your official warning from Cadet Buddy.
12:35 p.m.Cadet Buddy gets out his tazer and zaps the extra ghost at the Haunted House. That takes care of the "extra" haunting! All anipals are safe.
12:40 p.m.Cadet Buddy's tazer is not one issued by official PawPawty Sekurity Team. He got it at Toys-For-Us-Police store. He brought an extra one and let Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo borrow it for the remainder of the sekurity dooties. Note to Captain Snickers: we should look at supplying these ghost-specific tazers to all sekurity officers for any PawPawty involving hauntings!
12:53 p.m.Sekurity Announcement: Everybody, it's o.k.! @frugaldougal will NOT be putting the bitey on anyone at the PawPawty. He was just kidding.
12:54 p.m.Official Sekurity Alert to All Ghosts: Beware! Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy are armed and tazerous!
1:03 p.m.Cadet Buddy signs off of volunteer Sekurity Dooties. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo recommends promoting Cadet Buddy to Officer at next PawPawty.
1:23 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo boogies on the dance floor with @Quadpawd.
2:00 p.m.Sekurity Announcement from Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo: Pretty tame last two hours of PawPawty! All anipals in good spirits. PawPawty raised more than the 2K goal! CONGRATS! Thanks to all!
2:11 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo officially signs off of Sekurity Dooties. Safe travels, everyone!


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Anudder grate sekurity report Lexi-Lou! BOL! BOL! BOL! You does a wonnerful job. I agree that Cadet Buddy should has promoshun. He jumped rite in like he knowed wot he was doing.

Brutus the Dane said...

Lexi-Lou, fantastic report. Thanks for clearing up any questions about @HanktheDoggy peeing his costume. I appreciate that!

Romeo said...

WOW amazing report. Youse guys did SUCH a great job managing security and very thorough follow up reports. THANK YOU for keeping us all safe. xoxo.

Your Daily Cute said...

A great sekurity report from a great sekurity team! Glad you all were there to step up and make sure everyone was under control and safe.

I always love reading the reports after. :)

perrythebirman said...

dats a grate report lexi-lou, as alwayz! tanks 2 all teh wunnerful ossifers fur keepin us safe at teh pawpawty!! *nosetaps*

Snick the Dog said...

dokumentashun officer lexi-lou, you do such a good job every month. this month's report was espeshully important to me since i was unable to be a #pawpawty. thank you.

@mizcleo said...

awesome report lexi-lou! so glad to have u on the team! i agree wif @yourdailycute, i luvs readin' the reports after to catch all the stuff i missed!
fanks again!

Pandafur said...

What a pawsome sekurity report, i always feel safe at the #pawpawty wiv such a grate team on teh job.