Thursday, August 28, 2008

Revenge is Sweet!

I hate my leash...but I'm sure you already know that.

Today, however, I got my revenge. It took quite a while to plan out the perfect method, and this morning a wonderful opportunity presented itself. I was hunting and hunting and hunting for the perfect spot to go # 2. At the very last minute, I spun myself around in a circle and the leash had no choice but to wrap around behind me.

Yes, I pooped right on that stupid leash today! he he he

Mom wasn't too happy, but I sure enjoyed it.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

I Hate the Bath Tub

Would you believe that Mom made me take ANOTHER bath?! I really don't like getting all wet like that. She told me that I was stinky and that I needed to be clean because we were going to go see Grandma and Grandpa again tomorrow. I just don't understand that, though, because I got to be stinky when I was at their house back when Mom was sick. I think my Mom's just picky.

She even took pictures of me in the tub. How rude! I thought I was going to just have to climb out myself...

Stupid bath tub!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Playing with Hossy

Tuesday was a work day, but guess what... Mom and I went to see Grandma and Grandpa in the afternoon! I got to play with my cousin Hoss in the backyard. We romped around for a while. Hossy played with his Kong, too. He loves that thing. We both think that Grandma and Grandpa's backyard is awesome.

Mom took some pictures of us playing. Aren't we adorable? Mom thinks it's funny 'cause I'm so little and Hossy is so big.

Here's a picture of Hossy and I romping in the yard. Grandma and Grandpa have the coolest yard ever. It's SO big!

And some more romping... I was afraid Hossy was going to run over me! See that silly Kong in his mouth, too? He really loves that thing. I don't think he knows that there's supposed to be food inside it!

Then we sat outside for a while, just enjoying the day with Mom and Grandpa Marion.

Hoss got pretty tired and he flopped on Grandma Cindy's bed!

I got tired, too, but I waited until we were driving home. I zonked out in the car. Good thing I don't have to help drive!

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Pond Again!

I must have been a really good doggie. Mom took me to the pond early this morning and again this evening. That's TWO trips in one day!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

To Market, To Market

I feel really bad now for complaining about how boring Mom was. You know what she did today? She took me to the farmer's market!

I love going to the market because there are so many people there and there's so much stuff to sniff. I don't even know how many times today I heard, "Oh, what a cute doggie!" I know I'm cute, but it's always great to hear other people say that. I get lots and lots of extra petting there, too.

I got pretty tired, though, 'cause it was a lot of walking. And I had to be careful because there were a lot of people there. That's a lot of feet that I have to watch out for -- don't want to be stepped on!

But even with all of those feet, I still had a pretty cool day. I guess taking that bath last night was worth it since I got so much petting at the market!

Friday, August 8, 2008

Ain't NO Way I'm Taking a Bath

This doesn't make much sense to me...

Each month, Mom puts this nasty junk on my back. It stinks and it makes me all icky and greasy. She says I have to have it to keep the fleas away. You know what it is, though? It's a people repellent! She puts that junk on me and then tells people not to pet me when we go on walks. How rude!

Then, just to add insult to injury, a few days after she puts that junk on me, she makes me take a bath to get the stuff off! It's just absurd.

This is cruel and unusual punishment. So you know what? I'm breaking the cycle this time. I don't care if I've got the nasty stuff on me -- Mom's not going to give me a bath!

Shhhh! Don't tell her I'm hiding in the bedroom...

Two in a Row!

I woke Mom up really early today 'cause I thought it was a stay-home day. Turns out that we have to work today, though. Oops!

Anyway, I somehow convinced Mom to take me for a walk around the pond this morning. Woo hoo! I couldn't believe it. That's TWO long walks in a row! So very cool. I'm beginning to feel bad about saying Mom was boring...

She actually didn't want to walk around the pond this morning. I think she wanted to go back to sleep instead. But you know what I did? I just kept tugging and trying to go that direction. I was a doggie on a mission...and it worked. She finally just gave in.

I got SO excited when we finally went that way. I was Super Doggie at times, just flying down that path so fast that Mom couldn't keep up with me. My little legs were moving right along.

But now I think it's time to take a nap...we did get up pretty early...

Thursday, August 7, 2008

A Walk in the Park

Mom took me to that really, super-cool park again tonight! I had so much fun. I got pretty excited when she pulled into the parking lot 'cause I remembered when we went there before.

This time we went on a really long walk around the park, though -- way longer than we went the last time! There were SO many new smells to sniff. You wouldn't believe how many other doggies had been there.

It was really fun to go on such a long sniffing spree, but I got a little tired in the middle. Mom couldn't keep up with me at the start, then I couldn't keep up with her in the middle, but then she couldn't keep up with me again at the end. That was so funny.

I love the park!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008


My Mom is so boooooring! She gets home from work and just wants to sit on the couch. Geez. Give me a break! I've been sitting in my office all day long and I'm ready to play, play, play. The woman just doesn't understand...

Friday, August 1, 2008

Nothing to Report

Not a lot for me to report tonight. Typical evening for Mom and I. Went for a walk. Ate some supper. Took a nap. Went for another walk. Played with squeaky toys. Begged Mom for more food. Went outside again. Begged Mom for more food again. Now I'm getting ready to take another nap. I wish Mom would hurry up and just go to bed so that I can, too.