Mom hardly ever calls me Lexi. I have no idea why, but she's come up with a ton of other names for me over the years. Here's just a sampling...
- Lexi
- Lexi-Lou
- Lexi-Lou Nafziger (my full name is used when I'm in trouble)
- Lexi-Lou Who (she must think she's Dr. Seuss)
- Lexi-Lou Who who was no more than 8 (again with the Seuss stuff!)
- Lou
- Little Lou
- Little Lou Magoo (o.k. so she can rhyme.)
- "You Little Shih Tzu!" (again, when I'm in trouble...)
- Super Pooper (how embarrassing!)
- Stinker
- Stinker Butt
- Stink Pot (I get it...I smell...enough already!)
- Silly Goose
- Goose Goose
- Goober (Grandma Cindy got after Mom for calling me that one)
- Goober Butt (how rude!)
- Lexus (now I'm an expensive car????)
- Solid Gold Doggie (in reference to my vet bills)
- Little Love (well, this one is a little sweet)
- Little Lou Love (I guess some of the sweet names sort of counter-balance the rude ones...)
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