Mom made me take yet another stupid freaking bath tonight. Ridiculous! I'm a DOGGIE. I'm supposed to be stinky. That's one of my jobs!
And here's another thing that I just don't understand... Why on earth does Mom use shampoo that smells like "vanilla" on me? I don't want to smell like that stuff. If you want me to actually like it, make shampoo that smells like chicken.
Lexi-Lou
It's so hard to be a doggie!
Meet My New Sister!
This is Buttons. She's gonna come live with Mom and I on Thanksgiving Day!
Submit to My Gallery of Writing!
I'm the curator of "Articulate Animals Gallery" in the National Gallery of Writing! Please submit a piece of writing or a link to your favorite blog post, tweet, etc. Anything animal-authored goes!
How Embarrassing!
I know I'm adorable, but why would Mom take a picture of me like this?!
No comments:
Post a Comment