Sunday, July 12, 2009

Stupid Bath

Mom made me take yet another stupid freaking bath tonight. Ridiculous! I'm a DOGGIE. I'm supposed to be stinky. That's one of my jobs!

And here's another thing that I just don't understand... Why on earth does Mom use shampoo that smells like "vanilla" on me? I don't want to smell like that stuff. If you want me to actually like it, make shampoo that smells like chicken.

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