Thursday, November 8, 2007

Gender Lines

Am I a radical feminist? No. I don’t think so. I do have a bit of trouble, though, with the blurring of the gender lines. You know why? I like to pee on trees. Yes…I pee like a boy. Well, that’s what people keep saying -- "like a boy." Why is it that only boy doggies can pee on trees, though? Why do THEY get to have all of the fun? I don’t think it’s fair. I enjoy leaving my mark, too, and the only real way to properly do that is to lift a leg. What’s so wrong with that? (Besides, of course, the occasional "accident" because I'm not really "equipped" to project well...)

I’m a girlie doggie. I just have that one quirk. Does that make me any less of a female? Nope!

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