Stupid Dry Dog Food

Mom keeps trying to get me to eat that dry, crunchy crap that she bought. I'd much rather have the canned food, though. You know what she actually did this evening? She mixed my canned food up with that dry junk! So, I showed her. I picked up a piece of the dry food, walked over to her, and spit it out by her foot! Ha! She should know better than to mess with me...