It's snowing outside AGAIN!!! I'm so tired of this stuff. It freezes in my little paws and hurts my feet! And it's just pretty darn cold on my belly, too.
Mom's obsessed with me pooping when it snows. The woman is nuts. I don't understand why she has to fixate on that. Sure, I get all antsy and agitated when I don't go all day, but I think she takes it too far. Tonight she carried me far from our house, put me down in the snow, and then made me walk until I went poop. How absurd!!!
The last time it snowed lots and lots I was actually staying at Grandma and Grandpa's house. Mom went to some place far away called Mexico. (I don't know where that is, but I think it's by Ohio.) I got to stay with Grandma and Grandpa while Mom was gone. Grandma Cindy is nicer to me when it snows. She doesn't make me walk in the snow until I poop!
I got to spend a lot of time with Hossy when I was at Grandma and Grandpa's house. He's my buddy. And Grandma Cindy took us for lots of rides in the car. That rocks! Mom's not cool like that...she never takes me for rides...
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
What's with This Weather?!
It was really, really cold. Then this weekend it got warm again. It was super windy, though. Those stupid leaves were sure flying at me in the parking lot. Mom said watching me walk out there was like watching a game of Frogger, whatever that means. I was practically a doggie kite with that wind.
Then it got rainy and I got all wet.
Then it got icy and my little legs flew all over the place when I tried to walk.
Then it snowed again...with more ice on top of it. I thought the rain meant that spring was almost here. I'm tired of this stupid snow and ice!
I don't understand where I'm supposed to go potty at when it snows. All of the grass is gone. That's where I potty. I'm gonna explode if I don't find some grass soon.
Then it got rainy and I got all wet.
Then it got icy and my little legs flew all over the place when I tried to walk.
Then it snowed again...with more ice on top of it. I thought the rain meant that spring was almost here. I'm tired of this stupid snow and ice!
I don't understand where I'm supposed to go potty at when it snows. All of the grass is gone. That's where I potty. I'm gonna explode if I don't find some grass soon.
Monday, December 1, 2008
It Snowed...Ugh!
It snowed at my house yesterday. I really don't like snow. It ranks right up there with leaves in my book. It's just too cold, and it freezes my little puppy paws. Brrrr!
Here's a picture Mom took of where we usually walk. I refused to walk any further than this, though, 'cause of that stupid snow. Mom doesn't like snow very much either, but she told me that it made the trees and bushes pretty. Whatever...
And here's a picture of what one of my favorite spots looked like yesterday. The snow makes it so hard to find a good spot to leave my mark. I try to sniff around, but the snow ends up going up my nose. That's NOT cool! Anyway, you'll notice that I was successful in finding a spot if you look closely. he he he! I can't go there today, though, 'cause the wind blew the snow around and it's too deep by that light pole. Big bummer...
Here's a picture Mom took of where we usually walk. I refused to walk any further than this, though, 'cause of that stupid snow. Mom doesn't like snow very much either, but she told me that it made the trees and bushes pretty. Whatever...

Thursday, December 6, 2007
Oh, No! We've Got Snow!
When Mom took me outside this morning I sure got a shock. It snowed last night! I'm not ready for winter. I wish we could just skip it.
Walking in the snow makes my poor little paws freeze. Snow gets packed in between the pads in my paws, too, and that really hurts.
The worst part about the snow, though, is that it covers up all of the good smells outside. I try to sniff stuff, but the snow's on top of it and that just ruins everything. If I get really close to try to sniff, you know what happens? I get snow up my nose! That hurts. Talk about a brain freeze!
Walking in the snow makes my poor little paws freeze. Snow gets packed in between the pads in my paws, too, and that really hurts.
The worst part about the snow, though, is that it covers up all of the good smells outside. I try to sniff stuff, but the snow's on top of it and that just ruins everything. If I get really close to try to sniff, you know what happens? I get snow up my nose! That hurts. Talk about a brain freeze!
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