Sekurity Report: November 2009 PawPawty

The November 2009 PawPawty was held on November 21 and 22, and it celebrated the wedding of @Poppy_Dog and @Hanseebundee. Wedding presents were donated to the Sunny Harbour Cat and Kitten Rescue. Wedding guests and PawPawtiers donated a total of $1,302! Click here for more details on the wedding and photos of the happy couple.

Sergeant Shawnee Shep again supplied the super-cool Sekurity Team badges. With the wedding theme, the Sekurity Team wore their dress uniforms.

The Sekurity Team for the November 2009 PawPawty included:

Captain Snickers	Sergeant Shawnee Shep
Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo
Officer Morris	Officer Cheshire Kitten
Cadets Frosty and Dew	Cadet Buddy
Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus

Official Sekurity Report

1:54 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports for sekurity dooty, covering for Captain Snickers who is stuck in traffic.
2:00 p.m.	The PawPawty begins with @FrugalDougal giving tributes to anipals who have gone over the Rainbow Bridge, then leading a #pawcircle for anipals who are sicky.
2:28 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	All is fine. Nothing out of the ordinary.
2:32 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee signs off sekurity dooty.
2:49 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports that all is well at the PawPawty. Very, very busy, but no troubles yet.
2:57 p.m.	Report comes in from Undercover Sekrit Informant Fergus that some raccoons dressed as lawyers stole six bottles of PawPawty booze.
3:27 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports that the formal wear must have all anipals on their best behavior.
3:35 p.m.	@IamZorro streaks through PawPawty wearing only a bow tie (http://twitter.com/IamZorro/status/5927468478).
3:48 p.m.	Captain Snickers investigates some possible tail-pulling by @BigBoyBosco. No charges are filed by @HankTheDoggy.
3:52 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: everyone remember to check your followers for spammers and bots during or after the PawPawty and block them all.
4:00 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	All has been quiet. One small tail-pulling incident and one missed streaker. Oh, and thief lawyers. Streaking is o.k. by anipals (we're always naked anyway!)
4:17 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports that he's keeping an eye on @HankTheDoggy.
4:23 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports that sekurity is kinda slow.
4:33 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports: "@BigBoyBosco Hmmmm @mattiedog @HankTheDoggy...... bone flask huh? and bacon whiskey im keepin an eye on you guys"
4:37 p.m.	Reports come in of attempted wedgie plan directed at Cadet Buddy. Incident avoided after sekurity alert stating PawPawty attendees should not give sekurity cadets wedgies.
5:09 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports that sekurity is quiet again.
5:59 p.m.	Report comes in that @madlabm ate everyone on the menu and might explode! Cadet Buddy goes to assist.
5:59 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	@madlabm seems o.k. for now, but you might wanna watch her. And earlier @HankTheDoggywas acting up so you might wanna watch him, too.
6:00 p.m.	Cadet Buddy signs off sekurity dooty.
6:54 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reports that everyone is having a good time and staying safe.
7:15 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten investigates a report of @ButtersSquirrel choking on a cracker. Thankfully, Mr. Squirrel is fine. Officer Cheshire Kitten reminds Mr. Squirrel to eat carefully.
7:53 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten gives Handoff Report to Cadet Buddy as the Officer needs to assist a human in freezer defrosting.
Handoff Report:	Everybody is behaving really well. Keep an eye on the hooch kegs that @PierreThePoodle has at the bar. @ButtersSquirrel almost choked on a cracker, but that turned out OK, too. I watched over Amelia for @Goldenmama. She's underage and was attending her first PawPawty. She behaved well.
7:59 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	Some confusions here. No handoff report is given to Sergeant Shawnee Shep.
8:47 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reports back in to check on sekurity. Says stuff was melting with the freezer defrosting issue at home. Apologizes for the speedy exit previously.
Another Handoff Report:	From Officer Cheshire Kitten to Sergeant Shawnee Shep: I reported officially that everybody was having a good time. One squirrel nearly choked on a cracker, one dog brought hooch. Oh, and one kitten came to the PawPawty and I watched over her while she drank a smoothie. She's home safely now.
8:51 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reminds @IamZorro that anipals is always naked, so steaking isn't a problem. Only bad when noggity nekkid ladies do it.
9:59 p.m.	@IamZorro pretends to be a noggity nekkid lady, removing furs and streaking. Proof (note: not for underage anipals!): http://twitpic.com/qgbio
10:23 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep, Officer Cheshire Kitten, and Cadet Buddy apprehend the streaking @IamZorro. He's covered with a towel and taken to a holding cell. Sergeant Shawnee Shep issues official warning to @IamZorro regarding streaking. Anipals is o.k....but the recent incident is close to crossing a line (proof is in the previous report post). Sekurity team agrees that the charge is impersonating a nekkid human. According to Sergeant Shawnee Shep, this offense is a missdeweener.
10:34 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep signs off of sekurity dooty.
10:50 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reminds @IamZorro of the new rules regarding PawPawty jail and paying bail to get out of jail. Click here for more info.
11:00 p.m.	@IamZorro pays bail and is released from PawPawty jail by Officer Cheshire Kitten.
11:05 p.m.	Cadet Buddy signs off sekurity dooty.
11:56 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	From Officer Cheshire Kitten to Captain Snickers: We charged @IamZorro with impersonating a nekkid human. He was in jail for a while. His mom bailed him out. I covered the empty shift, but at the beginning, Sergeant Shawnee and Cadet Buddy were here too. I'd like to recommend Cadet Buddy for promotion.
12:25 a.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten signs off sekurity dooty.
12:37 a.m.	Sekurity Alert: everyone remember to check your new followers for spammers and bots during or after the PawPawty and block them.
1:27 a.m.	Officer Morris reports early for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report:	Keeping an eye on @mugsydog because he's been in the hooch. Plus @SylvieDog is inciting a cookie riot. She announced she will marry boy with most cookies (riot proof: http://twitter.com/SylvieDog/status/5939766222)!
2:00 a.m.	@mugsydog passes out! He'll stay where he is and Officer Morris will keep an eye on him. (http://twitpic.com/qh9gz)
2:04 a.m.	Captain Snickers signs off sekurity dooty. No changes since earlier handoff report.
2:27 a.m.	Officer Morris asks @perrythebirman if he's just trying to get into the sekurity report. Proof: http://twitter.com/perrythebirman/status/5940875818
2:31 a.m.	@Health4UandPets defends @perrythebirman by claiming it was a wardrobe malfunction. Proof: http://twitter.com/Health4UandPets/status/5940931152
3:12 a.m.	Photographic proof surfaces of the wardrobe malfunction: http://twitpic.com/qhez5 (Note: photo not for underage anipals!)
3:21 a.m.	Officer Morris assists with covering up the wardrobe malfunction: http://twitpic.com/qhfov
4:30 a.m.	Officer Morris signs off of sekurity dooty. Note: no sekurity coverage now.
Non-handoff (nobody's here) report:	Nobody to hand off to, but there's been minimal trouble - a wardrobe malfunction with @perrythebirman and @Health4UandPets I solved the problem and was, um, rewarded by Raven from @Health4UandPets.
7:18 a.m.	Sekurity Alert from Officer Morris (still at the PawPawty, but not officially on dooty): An upsurge of nasty followers has been reported, remember to check your list, block & report for spam.
7:49 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew report early for sekurity dooty.
7:50 a.m.	Report comes in from @tuttifruiti_cat of stoned, naked kitties running around. http://twitter.com/tuttifruiti_cat/status/5945031465 Cadets Frosty and Dew begin investigations.
8:07 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew realize that @tuttifruiti_cat is one of the stoned, naked kitties! Proof: http://twitter.com/tuttifruiti_cat/status/5945293107
8:09 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew report that @tuttifruiti_cat is probably the leader of the stoned, naked kitties. (No denying this one: http://twitter.com/tuttifruiti_cat/status/5945344866)
8:20 a.m.	Report comes in from @PepiSmartDog that he's getting spammed by nekkid ladies. Cadets Frosty and Dew block the nasty spammers.
8:22 a.m.	Investigations continue of the Stoned Naked Kitty Brigade. It's looking like a large group.
8:42 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew report that they're making progress tracking down the Stoned Naked Kitty Brigade, but they're a sneaky bunch.
9:29 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew report: "we have had no luck locating the ring leader of The Stoned Naked Kitty Brigade. *thinks they are all passed out somewhere*"
10:00 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Be on your best behavior for the next two hours until Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs in for dooty. No sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
10:02 a.m.	Cadets Frosty and Dew sign off of sekurity dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo will be at the party off and on during the empty shift, in case sekurity is needed.
12:02 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo officially signs in for sekurity dooty.
12:25 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports that he's being attacked by a nekkid lady spammer. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo blocks the spammer and saves the day.
12:51 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo chases off nasty paparazzi! Only official photographers allowed for the wedding.
1:31 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports: "iz most beautiful wedding ever! so glad everyone is here to share in the joys!"
1:46 p.m.	Report comes in from @no_crybaby_doGs that an anipal fainted in the back section after being overcome with happiness. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo arrives on the scene with a stretcher to help. Officer Cheshire Kitten also responds to assist.
2:03 p.m.	PawPawty officially concludes with no shenannigans during the beautiful wedding ceremony. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off of sekurity dooty.

A Prize Just for Me!

At the PawPawty this month, I played some of the quizzes and I actually won prizes! I've never won anything before, but this month I won twice. I couldn't believe it!

One of my PawPawty prizes was a special prize from one of my friends on Twitter. How cool is that?! Monte had his Mom go shopping to pick something out JUST for me. Wasn't that nice of them to donate a prize like that? Monte said that he was happy that a doggie won 'cause he wouldn't have known what to get for a bunny or guinea pig or kitty! (I thought that was pretty funny.)

Anyway, today the mailman delivered my special prize from Monte. I was so excited when it came! I had to give the box a really good sniff.


There was a bag inside the box. I had to give it a good sniff, too. And the inside of the box. This was my very first package in the mail, so I had to check everything out really good.



LOOK at all of this loot that was in the bag! There was a cute card from Monte and a rope toy and a squirrel squeaky toy and a cute pink jacket! In this picture I'm saying, "This stuff is for ME, Mom, and not for you. Don't you think about stealing it!"


I was so excited about that squirrel that I grabbed it and started playing with it before Mom could even take the packaging off of it!



Here's me carting off the squirrel 'cause I didn't want Mom to take it from me...


Look at how far I flung the squirrel! OK, so maybe it's not that far...and maybe I started to fling it but got scared when the package hit me in the head and I ran from it...


Here's a picture of the cool jacket Monte's Mom picked out just for me. Isn't it adorable? It's just a little too small for me but Mom says it's gonna fit perfect after we go on our diets. (Um...I didn't sign up for a diet!!!)


The jacket is super-duper cute. I sorta got my head stuck in the hood for a while, though, and that freaked me out a little. Mom had to help me rescue my head...after she took a picture of it...


So Mom took the package off of my new squirrel after she helped me rescue my head from the jacket hood. Here's a picture of me with my new squirrel. He posed so well! I've played with him all day, so he's my buddy now.


Thanks, Monte and Monte's Mom! This was such an awesome prize. I love it! You're the best!

Sekurity Report: October 2009 PawPawty

The October 2009 PawPawty was held on October 24 and 25. This PawPawty had a Halloween theme...sort of for obvious reasons... Anyway, all money raised during the October PawPawty was donated to the Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue, which is Romeo the Cat's October FURPOWER recipient. This PawPawty raised $2,130! The first $1,000 was matched, too, by Nutrish, bringing our total to $3,120 for the Persian and Himalayan Cat Rescue. Way to go, anipals!

The Sekurity Team was without our fearless leader, Captain Snickers, for the very first time because the Captain could not attend the PawPawty. Sergeant Shawnee Shep stepped up and took charge for the Sekurity Team.

We also want to thank Sergeant Shawnee Shep for making us our cool Sekurity Team badges for each PawPawty. This month they were super scary 'cause we need to scare those spammers and nekkid ladies away from the PawPawty! (On a personal note, I want to thank Shawnee Shep for not making my badge very scary. I get scared easy...and a scary badge would make me be afraid of ME. So I got a cute pumpkin badge instead of a scary one. Thanks, Shawnee!)

The Sekurity Team for the October 2009 PawPawty included:

Sergeant Shawnee Shep	Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou
Officer Morris	Officer Annie
Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo	Officer Brutus
Officers Frosty and Dew	Officer Cheshire Kitten
Cadet Buddy	Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy sign in for sekurity dooty.
2:00 p.m.	Sekurity announcement from Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo: iz OFFISHUL! #pawpawty begins NOW! enjoy da music fron the DJ's stop by and get a snacks n drinks from the barktenders! has questions? ask!
2:14 p.m.	Cadet Buddy advises all party anipals to be sure their accounts are not protected so that they show up at the PawPawty.
2:31 p.m.	Cadet Buddy apprehends and scares away a too-scary, not-invited person: http://twitpic.com/mrc79.
2:31 p.m.	Officer Brutus advises Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy that he is at the PawPawty off-duty, but available if they need back-up.
2:34 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo advises @Fergusthedog that Sekurity will protect him from the super-scaries.
2:36 p.m.	Cadet Buddy scares off five naughty spammers.
2:38 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy scare off a super-scary ghost.
3:20 p.m.	Report comes in that @marleyterrier has gotten a bitey on the neck! Investigation underway. Several anipals are questioned. No known suspekts developed. Situation remains unsolved.
3:24 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports that things are slow.
3:27 p.m.	Report comes in from @GeorgeTheDuck of spammers at PawPawty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy scare the icky spammers away.
3:42 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo advises @marleyterrier to have a V-E-T look at the bitey mark to make sure no infektions come.
4:02 p.m.	Officer Brutus signs in for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Only one issue to report. @marleyterrier was bitten by an unknown vampire. No suspekts at this time.
4:02 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy sign off of Sekurity Dooty. Great first shift for Cadet Buddy!
4:21 p.m.	Officer Brutus checks on @marleyterrier to be sure his bitey is o.k.
4:26 p.m.	Report comes in of @OzzyDox trying to send a secret message to @MisterSnoop using @no_crybaby_doGs's starfish Pokey as a messenger. Officer Brutus will investigate the Pokey-napping.
4:40 p.m.	Officer Brutus launches search party for Pokey. Photo of the missing starfish: http://twitpic.com/hzjv9.
4:57 p.m.	Pokey is back! @OzzyDox helps to retrieve Pokey...after possibly Pokey-napping him. @no_crybaby_doGs asks to talk to a lawyer because @OzzyDox let Pokey swim in the Dead Sea after Pokey-napping him and Pokey's color is gone and he's all puffed up. After a hot air balloon accident, @OzzyDox has amnesia, however, and the overall investigation is dropped. No charges are filed. (Post-PawPawty update: Pokey's color returned and he's no longer puffed, so he's o.k. now.)
5:24 p.m.	Officer Brutus heads to the Haunted House to be sure all anipals are safe there from the creepies.
5:29 p.m.	Sekurity Notice: There is something very scary over at the haunted house. Creatures running everywhere--in and out!
5:34 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: The current Barktender, @tweetypie54 is in Twitter jail. Please order drinks from his alter ego @gunnersbro.
5:40 p.m.	Report comes in of a white teeth spammer from @tuttifruiti_cat. Officer Brutus scares the naughty spammer away.
5:48 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: The Haunted House is so scary that @HankTheDoggy peed his costume!
5:58 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reports for Sekeurity Dooty.
5:59 p.m.	Official Sekurity Alert Correction: Officer Brutus reported that @HankTheDoggy peed his costume. For the official record, @HankTheDoggy did NOT pee his costume. He just almost did 'cause the Haunted House is super scary. Sekurity Team apologizes for the mistake and notes that @HankTheDoggy is NOT a wuss doggy but a brave doggy...and he did not pee in his costume...
Handoff Report:	Just a few notes: the haunted house is really scary. @OzzyDox and @MisterSnoop are behaving themselves (so far). @OzzyDox was helping anipals earlier!
6:01 p.m.	Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty and heads for the hooch! (Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou hopes more hooch = more slinky scooby dancing from Officer Brutus!)
7:30 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten checks journalist credentials of @understandblue. Reporting on PawPawty is o.k., but be mindful of Anipal Privacy.
7:41 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Some anipals are getting spam from a vet in Pakistan. Be on the lookout for this scoundrel spammer!
7:59 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports for Sekurity Dooties.
Handoff Report:	Very quiet shift. Some pals had a spammer, a vet from Pakistan. Officer Cheshire Kitten hissed at 'em. We have been watching @OzzyDox, @MisterSnoop, and @no_crybaby_doGs for mischief. They're full of talk and hooch, but no shenanigans yet. Also, @understandblue is an accredited journalist.
8:07 p.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten signs off of Sekurity Dooties.
8:12 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Watch out for the demon kitties! http://twitpic.com/mr88a
8:21 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep continues to monitor @OzzyDox, @MisterSnoop, and now @FestusLittleMan for reports of trying to get Sekurity to drinky before they plan shenanigans.
8:35 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep scares away this guy who tried to come back to PawPawty after being scared away once already: http://twitpic.com/mrc79.
9:12 p.m.	The person anipal to pass out during this PawPawty is @baithecatahoula! Proof: http://twitpic.com/mtirn.
9:39 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep warns Officer Annie to not put the bitey on anipals in the Haunted House. Sekurity officers gots to uphold the law, even when pretending to be vampires!
9:47 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that things are pretty quiet at the PawPawty.
9:58 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Take note of the potty spots for doggies. http://www.twitpic.com/joe2z
9:59 p.m.	Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou gets too scared of this pic and goes to hide for a while: http://twitpic.com/mtrdl. EEK! (Sorry -- just looked at it again!)
10:00 p.m.	Officer Annie reports for Sekurity Dooties.
Handoff Report:	Nothing was going on except for Officer Annie putting the bitey on anipals in the Haunted House. Officer Annie will monitor herself...
10:02 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Take note of the extra-large potty spots for kitties, too! http://www.twitpic.com/mts97
10:09 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee asks @HankTheDoggy, @trailerparkdogs, and @baithecatahoula to stop throwing garlic at Officer Annie so she can start her sekurity dooty shift. (She's only PRETENDING to be a vampire, anipals!) Officer Annie is a little upset that Sergeant Shawnee made the throwing stop 'cause she wanted the garlic--almost had a year's supply of garlic gathered up from it.
10:10 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep signs off of Sekurity Dooties.
10:10 p.m.	Officer Annie begins her shift by telling jokes: What do birdies give out on Halloween? Tweets! What's a vampire's favorite dog? A bloodhound! Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath! Why can't mummies keep friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves! What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet.
10:43 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Watch out for zombie dogs! http://twitpic.com/mtzjs
10:50 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: There are zombie cats, too! http://twitpic.com/mu0ry
12:00 a.m.	Officer Annie signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: no Sekurity Coverage for the next two hours.
1:42 a.m.	Officer Morris reports for Sekurity Dooties!.
2:12 a.m.	Officer Morris advises @perrythebirman that nip isn't illegal...but shenanigans when nipped-up are trouble.
2:20 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember what happened to @perrythebirman after too much nip. Enjoy nip responsibly! http://twitpic.com/muu6k
3:25 a.m.	Report comes in that @PeroDaCat has an injured tail from dancing. Officer Morris offers first aid assistance.
3:27 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Officers can also help with first aid!
3:59 a.m.	Officer Morris advises @PeroDaCat to not dance while sleepy for fear of injuring his tail again.
4:07 a.m.	Officer Morris reports that all party animals have been purrtastic!
4:58 a.m.	Report comes in that @sadlovelyheart is trying to pass fake IDs. Officer Morris issues official warning.
5:37 a.m.	Officer Morris again warns @sadlovelyheart to pawty safe. Stay out of mom's cough medicine!
Handoff Report:	Very quiet, hardly any trouble at all! @PeroDaCat hurt his beautiful tail dancing, but was fine after huggles and refreshments. @sadlovelyheart was cautioned for fake ID & cough medicine
6:11 a.m.	Officer Morris signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: no Sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
9:59 a.m.	Officer Brutus signs in for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Hello? Anybody here? Anybody??? Nope! No officers signed in for Sekurity Dooties at the 8:00 a.m. shift! Uh oh...
10:16 a.m.	Officer Brutus suggests @PierreThePoodle start spiking the coffees to get the hooch situation going. Contemplates whether or not that is a sekurity risk.
10:44 a.m.	Officer Annie reports in for late Sekurity Dooties. She oversleeped!
11:41 a.m.	Officer Brutus advises @trailerparkdogs to not eat PawPawty guests. Leave @mattiedog alone!
11:51 p.m.	Officer Brutus arrests @trailerparkdogs, @HankTheDoggy, and @smokeythedog for trying to eat @mattiedog.
11:53 p.m.	Officer Brutus releases @smokeythedog when he learns @smokeythedog was trying to save @mattiedog from being eated for Sunday breakfast.
11:58 p.m.	Sekurity Alert!!! @trailerparkdogs and @HankTheDoggy are resisting arrest and attacking Officer Brutus with ketchup!!!! Officer Brutus gets the situation under control...thank goodness...
12:00 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs in for Sekurity Dooties. Cadet Buddy also volunteers to help cover the final sekurity shift.
12:05 p.m.	@mattiedog does not want to press charges, so @trailerparkdogs and @HankTheDoggy are released from the pokey.
Handoff Report:	No report filed...but things were quiet so there probably wasn't anything to really report on anyway.
12:04 p.m.	Report comes in from @CathyKeisha of hauntings in the DJ booth. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy begin investigations.
12:10 p.m.	Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
12:25 p.m.	Cadet Buddy reports the ghosts are gone from the DJ booth.
12:29 p.m.	Ghost investigations move to the Haunted House. Could be that some ghouls escaped! The Haunted House got too scary, too, so maybe those are real ghosts in there... Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy are investigating.
12:30 p.m.	The DJ booth ghost returns! Cadet Buddy once again scares the ghost away!
12:32 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: No squirting ketchup at other anipals! Consider this your official warning from Cadet Buddy.
12:35 p.m.	Cadet Buddy gets out his tazer and zaps the extra ghost at the Haunted House. That takes care of the "extra" haunting! All anipals are safe.
12:40 p.m.	Cadet Buddy's tazer is not one issued by official PawPawty Sekurity Team. He got it at Toys-For-Us-Police store. He brought an extra one and let Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo borrow it for the remainder of the sekurity dooties. Note to Captain Snickers: we should look at supplying these ghost-specific tazers to all sekurity officers for any PawPawty involving hauntings!
12:53 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Everybody, it's o.k.! @frugaldougal will NOT be putting the bitey on anyone at the PawPawty. He was just kidding.
12:54 p.m.	Official Sekurity Alert to All Ghosts: Beware! Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Buddy are armed and tazerous!
1:03 p.m.	Cadet Buddy signs off of volunteer Sekurity Dooties. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo recommends promoting Cadet Buddy to Officer at next PawPawty.
1:23 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo boogies on the dance floor with @Quadpawd.
2:00 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement from Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo: Pretty tame last two hours of PawPawty! All anipals in good spirits. PawPawty raised more than the 2K goal! CONGRATS! Thanks to all!
2:11 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo officially signs off of Sekurity Dooties. Safe travels, everyone!

Party Costumes

I told you all about the Paw Pawtys that my friends on Twitter have. What I didn't tell you is that we all have cool costumes for the parties, too. We make special outfits just to fit the party themes. Want to see mine?

Here's my outfit for the August Paw Pawty with the Woodstock theme:


And we just had Chick Fest last weekend with a 1950s theme. So here's what I wore:

Pretty cool, huh?

What's a PawPawty?

Some of you might be confused by my last post -- the Sekurity Report for the PawPawty. Let me explain...

Mom let me set up my very own Twitter account, and I've met hundreds of doggies and kitties and teddy bears and hedge hogs and guinea pigs and squirrels and pigeons and all sorts of other animals from all over the world. Once a month, all of my anipals (animal friends) have a big party. They call it a "paw pawty" because, well, most of us have paws...obviously...

Anyway, a PawPawty is an online party were everyone chats through Twitter and plays along with the party theme. There's an optional cover charge for the party, and the money goes to whichever animal charity we're supporting that month. This month we raised over $1,300!

The PawPawty Sekurity Team stands by in case anyone needs help during the party. And this month, I joined the Sekurity Team! (Don't laugh.) I kept track of all of the sekurity-related events at the party. I'm the official Dokumentation Officer for the Sekurity Team. Not bad for a skittish little doggie, huh?

Sekurity Report: August 2009 PawPawty

The August 2009 PawPawty was held August 28 and 29 with a Woodstock theme. The PawPawty Sekurity Team included:

Captain Snickers	Sergeant Shawnee Shep
Officers Frosty and Dew	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo
Officer Brutus	Officer Annie
Officer Morris	Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m.	Officers Frosty & Dew reporting in for duty! Let's get this #pawpawty started!!
2:00 p.m.	We're kicking off by remembering our anipals who couldn't be with us today.
2:05 p.m.	Sekurity is raising a (non-alcoholic) glass and toasting to our pals across the bridge. *cheers*
2:18 p.m.	Officer Frosty reports all is going well. No incidents. Everyone playing nicely. Lots of celebrating! Great start to #pawpawty.
2:30 p.m.	Officer Frosty reports: http://twitter.com/MissBusyBiz/status/3608176257 but I think we got it under control. That was close!
2:58 p.m.	Officer Dew made made sure everyone knew about the correct potty areas so we can keep everything clean and tidy.
3:00 p.m.	Officer Frosty is getting distracted by all the cute doggies!
3:05 p.m.	Officer Dew reports that everyone is happy and drinking themselves silly! So far a complete success!
3:06 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports: our new #pawpawty Sekurity Officers Frosty and Dew are doing an EXCELLENT job!
3:11 p.m.	Officer Frosty made a sekurity announcement regarding safe pawtying
3:25 p.m.	Officer Dew has checked in on most of the kitties who are enjoying catnip bubbles and kitty-tails. All is meowrific!
3:32 p.m.	Officers Frosty & Dew are circling the trip tent. Everything seems to be in order so far.
4:00 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Sergeant Shawnee Shep on duty for the next two hours - be sure to contact sekurity with issues.
Handoff Report:	Sekurity might want to check in on @Dunkin_the_Cat - too many kitty-tails were consumed.
4:10 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that @Dunkin_the_Cat might have had too many niptinis and asked that the bus keys be handed over for safety.
4:15 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep: Checking on @Dunkin_the_Cat, but thinks he passed out behind the stage.
4:17 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep: Note that @Gabby_da_Tabby having issues with poop and gas (spelling/reading it, not actual poop and gas).
4:20 p.m.	SEKURITY REMINDER - PUBLIK SERVIS ANNOUNSMENT: See http://twitpic.com/fleus
4:20 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep investigated @bdgrlaw for slipping something in @Dunkin_the_Cat's drink. Accusation denied.
4:25 p.m.	Trouble reported with @indykitty who placed catnip on Sergeant Shawnee Shep and also ran around nakey, nakey. Sergeant reminded @indykitty that nekkid animals is o.k….just no nekkid humans.
4:40 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep advises @CJdoggirl to not tweet while driving to #pawpawty with @catbirddog.
4:45 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep informs @Dunkin_the_Cat that investigation revealed all of the drinks is spiked, and not just those consumed by Dunkin.
4:52 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep suspects foul play with illegal nip.
4:55 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Let officer on dooty noes if this kittey is spotted he was standing next to @Dunkin_the_Cat. Those is some dialated pupils!
5:00 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that @indykitty confessed to the drink spiking: "*laughs* I spiked the punch. I spiked the smoothies. I spiked you!"
5:02 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep confiscates http://www.blogger.com/%20http://twitpic.com/fm1rm
5:05 p.m.	SEKURITY ALERT: Please be on the lookout for @MissBusyBiz's dollie wot is missing.
5:12 p.m.	MISSING DOLLY APB: fuzzy with a mustard stain from a food fight and one foot got into the mud - she comes to "Dollie."
5:20 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that @indykitty has seen the error if his ways and wants all to say no to nip.
5:23 p.m.	Sekurity advises @SwtGeorgiaBrwn that wet fur contest with water pistol is OK as long as it is concenshual.
5:25 p.m.	Officer Shawnee Shep investigated @Pandafur for illegal nip, but it was o.k. nip.
5:28 p.m.	Report came in of a possible Dollie sighting. Turned out to not be the Dollie, and suspekt was released but not allowed to stay at #pawpawty 'cause too skeery!
5:35 p.m.	@SwtGeorgiaBrwn voluntarily surrendered for shooting @Hellahedgie with a water gun; sekurity officer told her not illegal.
5:40 p.m.	MISSING DOLLIE APB: The dollie up front in this picture is the dollie wot @MissBusyBiz is missing
5:55 p.m.	Per @MissBusyBiz, she found Dollie under a blanket with a Teddy Bear. Brother Mac wil take Dollie home. Requested that sekurity talk to Teddy about the incident.
6:00 p.m.	Officer Brutus begins his shift; Sergeant Shawnee Shep remains in case assistance is needed.
Handoff Report:	@SwtGeorgiaBrwn was told wet fur contest wif water pistol OK as long as consenshual but keep eye on her, getting a little wild. Confiskated @indykitty‘s illegal nip stash; he has now seen the error of his ways & says to all say no to nip. @MissBusyBiz‘s dollie has been founded and has been sent home so she not get losted again.
6:05 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports that @SwtGeorgiaBrwn and @CrewPack has handed in water pistols so no longer an issue.
6:30 p.m.	Officer Brutus confiscates baggie of green stinky material ("nip") from @FestusLittleMan.
7:00 p.m.	Officer Brutus investigates report from @Dunkin_The_Cat of a streaker. Photo proof is available.
7:30 p.m.	Streaker has been identified as hairless cat. Asked to put on a Woodstock outfit to blend in more.
8:00 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:	Asked streaker to put on clothes. Confiscated baggies from several smokers (nip, pot, u know). Chased off spammer. It's been really quiet the last hour. Confiscated stuff locked up in sekurity office.
8:10 p.m.	Captain Snickers reminds #pawpawty of rule on nekkidness.
8:24 p.m.	SEKURITY ALERT: @MissBusyBiz spotted a kitty stuck in the rafters. Please keep an eye out so you don't get felled on.
8:35 p.m.	Captain Snickers confirmed the location of the kitty and put out a bulletin asking for help from any of the kitten's friends to help talk him down.
8:36 p.m.	Officer Brutus, still at PawPawty, received request from @SydPie to locate lost ID (collar). Brutus found it on dance floor and returned it.
8:40 p.m.	@MissBusyBiz reported a rear-pinch while on the dance floor. Captain Snickers is keeping an eye out for any more bad behavior. Advised @MissBusyBiz to report any future problems.
9:00 p.m.	Captain Snickers deputizes @wilsonbear so that he can step out of #pawpawty for a minute. (It's good to be the Captain.) Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo is also available to assist.
9:04 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo and Deputy Wilson Bear in charge of sekurity.
9:18 p.m.	Report came in from @HellaHedgie of a spammer. Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo and Deputy Wilson Bear successfully blocked him. Made security announcement.
9:28 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Captain Snickers back in charge of #pawpawty sekurity.
9:30 p.m.	Captain Snickers reported bad #pawpawty spammer to Twitter. We got him!
9:31 p.m.	Deputy Wilson Bear steps down from sekurity dooty. Great work for a first-time deputy!
9:32 p.m.	Captain Snickers, Officer Annie discuss plan to save kitty stuck in the rafters. Officer Brutus plans to throw a rope to the kitty. Dokumentation Officer Lexi-Lou asks Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo to use ninja skills to save kitty.
9:47 p.m.	Officer Annie arrived early for dooty but brought "special" brownies. Captain Snickers reminds her to not partake until after she's off dooty.
Handoff Report:	Officer Annie reported early, so she was already updated on the situation. Captain Snickers reminded her and Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo to continue operations to rescue the kitty in the rafters.
9:55 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep, still helping while off dooty, reports reskoo mishun in progress by Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo. See photo for all the action.
10:04	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Officer Annie now in charge of sekurity. Captain Snickers signing off.
10:05 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep reports: Tada! Reskoo mission suksesful!
10:30 p.m.	Reports came in of dogs in trouble: @MugsyDog (http://twitpic.com/fnh9b), @LouPeb (http://twitpic.com/12i6u). Sergeant Shawnee Shep investigating if either had take-out meal.
10:38 p.m.	Officer Annie found stoned kitties. Will monitor situation.
11:09 p.m.	Officer Annie asked @RockumSockum to close his legs after a questionable picture surfaced (warning -- graphic content).
11:25 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee Shep also reported some photos of animals who enjoyed too much at #pawpawty.
12:00 a.m.	Officer Annie ends her shift. Note: NO SEKURITY COVERAGE for the next 2 hours.
1:55 a.m.	Officer Morris reports for sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report	None -- no sekurity coverage prior to Officer Morris's shift.
2:33 a.m.	Officer Morris promotes "groovy cake" and then wonders if sekurity should actually be doing that.
2:38 a.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: If anyone is feeling the effects of too much grooviness, @TheNibblor has set up tents and sleeping bags for you to chill out in.
2:48 a.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Officer Morris reports that if anyone is NOT feeling chilled out and totally groovy, please speak to Sekurity. We can help ;)
3:08 a.m.	Officer Morriscat advises @henryandfriends not to sip and skip at the same time, or you might spill your milk!
4:01 a.m.	Officer Morris reports himself for breaking into the sekurity strongroom and handing out the confiscated stash.
4:03 a.m.	Officer Morris reports: Heh heh... I am a BAD security officer ;)
4:14 a.m.	Officer Morris's shift is over. Note: NO SEKURITY COVERAGE for the next 4 hours.
7:48 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo reports for early dooty because of lack of sekurity coverage.
Handoff Report:	None -- no sekurity coverage prior to Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo signing in.
7:57 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo reports that the bar is still open, but you have to serve uself because the bartender is passed out!
8:26 a.m.	Officer Annie reports in for dooty late. The smoke at #pawpawty during her last shift caused sleep-in problems.
Handoff Report:	It was pretty quiet. @scully_cat and @simonelechat are now mixing drinks, Officer Morris is Djing (off dooty).
9:08 a.m.	Officer Annie reports night-time rukus: @ConfuciusCat got knocked into mosh pit and dumped in mudpile. @HellaHedgie had lost his Speedos.
9:15 a.m.	Speedos were reportedly found in @ConfuciusCat's mouth after waking up in mud puddle.
9:30 a.m.	Officer Annie takes @RosieandCheeto to the recovery tent for a time out.
9:39 a.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: If u playin in de mud please don't gits near de food till us clean up!
9:55 a.m.	Officer Annie gives official warning to streakers @CheshireK and @RosieandCheeto. Then caught streakers and made them put fur/feathers back on.
10:26 a.m.	Officer Annie gives official warning to @SirFudgeEsq.
10:51 a.m.	Officer Frosty & Dew report for dooty late because they had to take a kitty to the vet.
Handoff Report:	It wuz perty quiet!
11:05 a.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: http://twitpic.com/fjux1 - on their first date.
11:07 a.m.	Officers Frosty & Dew report that #pawpawty raised over $1000! The internets is awesome!
11:10 a.m.	Officers Frosty & Dew report: We've got a crowd of hula hoopers getting down and having fun.
11:15 a.m.	Officer Dew needs to clean up after Officer Frosty. Thinks someone slipped him a laced brownie. Limited sekurity coverage until Officer Frosty is over the brownie.
11:52 a.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Don't drink too much coffee! It can have crazy side effects!
11:55 a.m.	Friendly Sekurity Reminder: no name calling, no tail swatting, no teeth gnarling. we all fwiends! Have fun and be safe!
12:00 p.m.	Officers Frosty and Dew report that they just saved a poor kitty from an illegal puppy maneuver. Be on the look out for that one!
12:24 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo reported for dooty
Handoff Report:	Watch out for the puppy that sits on kittys.
12:29 p.m.	Officers Frosty & Dew sign off sekurity dooty! "Thank you all for playing nicely & making our job easy! Pawty on! Peace out!"
12:32 p.m.	Report comes in that @LadyBonessa jumped in the lake but can't swim.
12:35 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: Resku mishun underway! @HankTheDoggy assisted @LadyBonessa out of the lake. Sekurity will continue to moniter.
12:38 p.m.	Reports come in that cats like beer! Sekurity will monitor closely!
1:15 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo reports that the crowd this morning was pretty tame, mostly toast and coffee, some smoothies. Last night was wild!
2:07 p.m.	SEKURITY BULLETIN: CONGRATS FRIENDS! PawPawty raised $1281 for TEARS! (+ checks are coming)
2:09 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo reports that we had a successfull #pawpawty! Advises everyone to have a safe trip home! Inform sekurity if you needs a cab, Ninja Strike Force leader MizCleo gots 'em lined up fur our partygoers!
2:22 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader MizCleo signs off! "Have a fabulous day friends! Fank u so much for ur friendship, donashuns, and participation!"

The August 2009 PawPawty Sekurity Team thanks all anipals for participating and having such a great PawPawty!